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24 - 7 24 hours a day - 7 days a week. Refers to the type of connection a computer has to the internet (never off) or someone who spends all their free time on a PC
3270 emulation Special software / configurations, and rules that allow a PC to talk to a mainframe
33 3 (or 28 8, 14 4 etc.) Refers to modem speed. (the numbers refer to baud rate)
386 (or 486) Refers to the type of processor or brain inside a computer.
56K A high-speed modem that lets your computer 'talk' to others, and transfer information at a high rate of speed using special compression algorithms
640 K Usually refers to the first area of memory a computer works with. Due to hardware (and software) constrictions, older computers could not read more than this, and is now commonly referred to a conventional memory.
8088 Very old computer, named for the type of processor it used.
8 dot 3 (or 8 3 format) Refers to the file system (naming convention) used by DOS and its FAT. File name can consist of up to 8 characters, a period, followed by up to 3 characters.

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Active desktop New Windows 98 technology: makes your wallpaper interactive- links can be made in the wallpaper, news / information can be displayed and updated as wallpaper.
Active Partition The primary partition that is setup to be read and used by the computer / MBR to boot. The file system is read, and this becomes your 'boot up' partition.
ActiveX New technology that improves video and audio output.
Ada Programming Language
Add-on Hardware added to a computer after purchase to enhance ability.
Agent Part of a program or system that prepares information to be "exchanged" with another program, printer, computer, server, etc.
Alais Mac term that refers to a shortcut, or pointer to a program or file.
All elbows TSR programs that steal resources without checking other programs in memory
Altir One of the very first personal computers.
Amoeba Derogatory slang for the Commadore Amiga computers
Analog Type of information transfer that allows for 'variations' and 'in-between' values; as opposed to digital that is either on | off, yes | no, true | false, etc.)
Anonymous ftp (or Anonymous login) A type of login to a computer system (often ftp servers on the internet) that allows any user to log in using the name: anonymous and password: youremail@yourprovider. Provides access to limited amount of files available to all
Apache "Web Server" software used by internet providers as "server" / "services".
Apples A type of computer (not compatible with the IBM types referred to as PC's).
Apple Talk Protocol that allows a Macintosh to talk to a network, or internet site.
Apps Applications or Programs that run on a computer
Archie Type of search (or server format) on the internet to find or store information
Archive To remove old files either by storeing them on other disks, tapes, or computers OR compressing them into smaller zip files.
arse From the Australian language, used in chat rooms to mean "ass"
ASCII American Standard Code for Information Interchange: basically just generic text that can be read by almost any editor, even in DOS
Assembler Very low level Programming language that can directly access memory, hardware, etc. Just one step above machine code (all 1's and 0's) that a computer understands
Associations Refers to how the computer sees file extensions (the 3 letters after a period in FAT, NTFS, and HPFS systems), and if that extension is registered to a specific program. (bmp extension may be registered to Windows paintbrush)
Attributes Special settings that can apply to files, or directories that say they can be hidden, or marked as system files etc.
Autoexec (dot bat) Special file used to execute commands when the computer starts up

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B&D language Very disciplined language (Pascal, Ada - used for teaching structure in pgms.)
Backdoor A hidden or undocumented login account or access level to a program or system - often left by programmers so they can get back in to a system at an administrative level in case of an emergency, or system lock-up.
Backend The communication or programmer level of working with data (example. dBase language to sort data; or VB to change how a form looks on screen)
Backplane Type of system that has slots to plug CPU's, and chip sets into (ie. not hardwired)
Backward compatible New systems designed to accept older hardware and software
Backbone Primary or main system used by a network.
Backbone site (or server) Web site or server that process, and directs traffic on internet / network. In a sense it performs a similar function as a CPU in an individual computer.
Backend Working with a program using the "Language" the program was written in.
Backlinks Refers to a website or page, and checking 'back' to see how many other places link to it.
Bag on the side Excess code in a program that does not accomplish much
Bagbiter person or program that has shortcomings (ie. limited in functionality)
Banana problem code that doesn't know when to stop (endless loop) from the spelling of banana ... not knowing where the "ananana" stops
Bandwidth Network / Internet phrase referring to how much information can be moved across the network at one time. Means volume rather than speed.
Bang out To really test a piece of hardware (running long hours) or software (try everything)
Bang the board To do alot of typing. (Can be data entry, or writing program code)
barf To fail or lockup (often displaying unreadable characters, or fatal error messages.)
Batch - or Batch File Multiple commands, or procedures run at one time. A batch file is a special DOS file that will execute multiple commands by running 1 file.
Battlefield On the Internet - or software / hardware made public.
Baud Way of measuring modem speed (ie. 9600 baud rate)
Baud barf When you get scrambled characters on screen (or corrupted downloads) because the 2 modems don't get the communications, protocols, or handshakes correct
bboard a BBS (Bulletin Board Server)
Beacon(ing) When a device sends a constant message, or request (usually to a network device). Often because this device is using all the time to talk, it prevents other computers, or devices from communicating with the network
Beam To transfer (upload or download) files (from Star Trek "beam me up Scotty")
Beige Toaster Slang for the Mac computers
Bells and Whistles The little extras on a computer or program: (spell checkers, scanners, etc.)
Berkeley Quality System (or BQS) Program written for 1 purpose, no documentation (Berkeley hackers who often pull late nighters) Slang, and sarcastic reference to college programmers.
Beta Program or system that has been written, and is in the process of being tested and fine tuned, but not ready for sale yet.
Beta Tester Person or group who test software (and hardware) in various environments and circumstances before it's released to public
biff Mail notification
Big Blue IBM Corp. (from the "Blue Chip" designation they earned in the stock market)
Big Grey Wall The documentation that comes with mainframes/VMS
Big Red Switch The on / off switch of a computer
Big iron a Top of the line computer
Binary Information a computer can deal with directly. They only understand 1 or 0: on or off (1=on or 0=off) Then operating systems and programs take a sequence of 1's and 0's and translate them to information we can understand.
Bind Process to combining configurations / protocols to a hardware device. Also Berkley Internet Name Domain - method of addressing devices by a unique name.
Bios Internal computer chip that helps the computer think and remember what devices to use, and how to communicate to the monitor, keyboard; what day it is, etc.
Bitmap Type of graphic using colored dots to form a picture (see vector, and raster)
Bit buster Program that locks up computer by accessing too much memory.
Black Hat (hackers) Computer hackers to seek access to systems in order to do damage. *see hackers vs. crackers
Bleeding Edge Slang: means to work with equipment and software that is still in development, brand new, and hasn't been debugged yet. This means a lot of errors, crashes, and issues.
Blog A blog is a 'snippet' of information.  In the Internet world, many webmasters (and regular folks too) do a lot of blogging, meaning they keep a little diary of information.  Normally a blog will list a date, and what someone did, saw, or noticed on that date. Also known as a "weB LOG"
Blue bomb The blue screen windows jumps to during a real 'heavy' crash or lock up
Blue glue poor or messy work (IBM's first SNA protocols that connected IBM computers)
Blue Screen of Death The blue "DOS" screen windows dumps to at bad, unrecoverable crash or lock up
Blow away erase / delete files (not a drastic as nuke - to delete an entire directory)
Board The Mother board inside the computer that connects everything
Boot (Re-Boot) To start up a computer (or restart)
Bootable A hard drive (or floppy disk) that has the special system files on it that allows a computer to start an operating system from that disk.
booted To lose your connection to the Internet
Bootleg Computer software that has been stolen or copied illegally
Bootstrap Starting a computer - goes back to the days when operating systems did not automatically "run" when started, but rather code had to be inputed into memory to serve as an Operating System.
Bot A computer program that searches the internet for web pages and their content. These are often used by search engines, like Yahoo, Excite, etc. to find information people are looking for in the search boxes.
Bounce To re-boot or restart a computer (usually heard more around servers than PC's)
Bounce Returned email due to invalid name or address. (undeliverable).
Brain dump To tell someone everything about a subject during 1 setting
Brain fart To make a mistake due to working with the wrong program, language or OS (ex. typing "dir" while in UNIX, or "list" while in DOS)
Bridge Networking hardware used to connect 2 'unlike' types of networks. (ex. Banyan Vines token ring to an NT Ethernet network.
Browser The program used to 'look' at the internet (WWW) pages or sites.
Browse Same as Surf - to get on the internet and look at different areas.
BUAF Big Ugly ASCII Font (usually generic mail readers who only accept ASCII)
Buffer A holding area (memory) that stores information, keystrokes, commands, print pages, etc. until the processor or device is ready for it.
Bug Program code that causes a computer to malfunction or doesn't work as intended
Bug compatible New release of software that retains some of the old bugs. Sometime done so that files from older versions can be used in the new versions.
Bulletproof Make a program that won't crash, or configure a system that can't be broken into
Bump 1. To upgrade 2. To re-start or re-boot (usually network hardware)
Burn Usually refers to creating a CD-ROM
Burned (Out) A person or computer that has been overworked to the point of not performing up to par.
Burnt Refers to a piece of computer equipment that has been used up beyond repair.
Burp Reset a piece of computer equipment - normally networking equip. such as routers.
Burp Refers to router or packet switching device losing or corrupting a packet.
Bus The boards and wiring inside a computer that the information travels on
Buster Program used to crack names and passwords
Byte A single character or instruction of computer language

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Cache (Memory) Special area of memory that stores recent commands so they can be executed faster than calling the information back from the Hard Drive again
Cache (Disk) There is also disk cache that is more software related, it basically hold information in memory as it is writing to the disk, and allows the user to continue without waiting until the writing is done.
Cascade (interrupts) Refers to one IRQ keeping the information it needs, then releasing remaining info to another device so 2 thing share a portion of an interrupt.
Cascade (menu) Menu system that lists a handful of options, then each option pops out more options when highlighted, or clicked on. Considered to be better organized than 30 options all on 1 menu pick. (ex. Windows 95 Start button)
Cascade (windows) Method of displaying 'Windows' so that edges of each are displayed with one on top of the other. (method similar to the way cards are displayed in solitaire)
Cat (ie Cat 5 wire) Wire term, just short for catagory, thickness, how it's made etc.
Catenet Network with various hosts (different NOS, protocols, etc.) are interconnected via gateways. The Internet is a Catenet
CD writer Hardware that will put information / files on to a CD-ROM disk
Cell Single block of information in spreadsheet programs (spreadsheets often are math oriented applications)
Channel Sites on the internet that carry news and information. (Also networking terminology)
Channel browser Software package (or person) that views news and current event related web sites.
Chicago Code name for the Windows 95 program code
Chips Little 'blocks' of silicon with embedded transistor material that process information
Chip Head Someone really into computer technology
Click Push a mouse button
Click Through
(or click thru)
When a web surfer clicks on a link to go to another page.  Used by add agencies to determine how much of their traffic is coming from a particular site, and how much they should pay the site.
Client The PC, or Workstation that is being used. The client gets information from a "Server", but does the bulk of the processing. Client Server network
Clone computer that is 100% compatible with the IBM/Intel standards
Clusters The little 'areas' on a hard drive (organized with sectors and blocks ) that store files.
Clustering Grouping of objects (often search returns) into relevant categories.
C Moss (CMOS) Special battery in a computer that stores the Bios information.
Code verb: To write a program - noun: the instructions a program carries out
Coder Person who writes computer programs (code)
Compile to convert written instructions (code) into programs for computers
Command line An interface used that utilizes keyboard commands to execute commands rather than using a mouse to click on items. (See DOS Prompt, Gooey)
Computer Literate Person who knows how to use a computer. Not necessarily understanding the technical aspects, but can adjust settings with front end apps, and run programs
Config (sis) Settings for a computer, often referring to a file on the computer named config.sys
Configure verb. To set up a computer or change settings in order to make it perform a task.
Configursation Combination of configuration and conversation: it's said that's what computer techs. are doing when discussing computer setups.
Cold Boot Start a computer by turning the power off and then turning it on.
Consoles The little 'extra' boxes that pop up when you go to a web site, often offering links and/or command options. (Usually accomplished by using a Java language applet/script)
Control Alt Delete 3 keys often pressed at the same time to 're'-start a computer (Ctrl+Alt+Del)
Controller Internal computer card that 'controls' hard drives, modems, etc.
Control Panel Windows applet where settings can be configured.
Cook, Cooking, Cooked Something that is/has been run at 100% (to the point of exhaustion)  Often used to describe a CPU or memory that was run beyond its limits.  Ruined or corrupted (often heard in referring to registry or configuration files that have been ruined.)
Cooking Eggs Processor running continuous loop taking up resources but not accomplishing anything. Usually a task no longer needed.
Cooling Often seen with terms like "mod".  Meaning to use extra methods to cool down and remove the heat from inside a computer.  This is done when someone runs the computer faster than it was intended to run.  Also called overclocking.  By "cooling" the pc, the extra heat that would normally build-up and destroy a computer is disapated, allowing a user to run it faster than it should be.
Copyleft License agreement for GPL software and OS's (Linux and applications for Linux) that state that you can sell any program written by you but you must make the source code available to anyone who wants it for free.
Corrupted (files / download) Means the entire file is not in tact or proper order because something has written over part of it, or a program has changed it in some way that it is not readable. Often happens when files are downloaded, and parts of the file are lost in transit.
Cow Slang for Gateway brand computers
CPM (CP/M) First operating system developed for personal computers. (Control Program for Microcomputers).
Crack To break into a computer system
Crash Hard Drive fails -or- program locks up
Crawler Internet program that searches websites for content - see Bot.
Crippleware Software that has some of it's features disabled, or that crashes your system
cron Unix program used to capture, measure, and output time functions/
Cross Linked Files Refers to 2 files who both claim the same space on a hard disk
Cursor In DOS it is the blinking line or box after the C:\>, in Windows it usually refers to where the mouse pointer is, or area of program where typing will occur.
Cut and Paste Process of removing something (picture, text, etc.) from one program or file and putting it into another. Cut differs from copy in that you remove the original when you cut, and you make a duplicate when you copy.
cuz Because: more of a chatroom or IM slang term.
Cyber ... The internet (ie cybersex=look at XXX-pics, cybersurf=check out web sites)
Cyber junkie Person addicted to surfing the net (Hint: if you spend more than 5 - 10 hours a week viewing web pages, you may be one)
Cybersex View or download pornographic video, or graphics from the internet (can also refer to new virtual reality technology that transmit responses back to users)
Cybershop Purchase items over the internet.
Cyberspace The internet
Cybersurfer Person who gets on to the internet, and views various 'Web Sites'.

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Daemon Disk And Executive MONitor.  Program that runs in the background collecting data or doing OS admin. tasks.
D-channel with ISDN lines: D = delta that carries control and signal info B = voice, data, etc.
Database Computer program used to store information in "Records" and "Fields" containing information. (ex. Names and phone numbers; items and serial numbers; etc.)
Debug To test / re-write a program; remove problems, and cleaning unnecessary code
Dedicated (server/program) Computer / program used for only 1 individual task (graphic design, web server)
Dedicated (line) A phone line (or ISDN, T1, etc.) used solely for computer connections.
Defrag (to De-fragment) To clean up a disk by moving and organizing all the files so all parts of the same file are contigineous (all together in same place) on the disk / Hard Drive
Delimited What separates fields of information in text files (ex. Export a dBase database file to ASCII text in a "tab delimitated" format, so that a tab character separates the first name from the last name fields, then use the file in another program.)
Desktop Publishing Creating graphic publications (artwork, text, graphs, tables, etc.) with a computer and software. Cheaper and easier than printing press, and type setting.
Device Just means a piece of equipment, can be printer, sound card, monitor, mouse, etc.
Diags Diagnostics to find problems, settings, and/or solutions.
Digital Type of information transfer that is either in on or off state (see analog)
Digitizer Piece of equipment that converts signals or objects into digital files or signals that a computer can read and work with.
Digitizer Special 'tablet' used by CAD programs to use pre-programmed commands, symbols, or batches.
Dinosaur A Very old computer (8088, Comadore, Amega, Tandy 1000, etc)
Dilbert somewhat of a geek, computer nerd with not much of a life (from the cartoon strip)
Dog Computer that is very slow either because of very little memory or the CPU is old.
Doesn't have a clue Person who doesn't know anything about computers.
Domain A logical grouping of computers and/or networks. In NT networking terminology it is a logical grouping of a network. More complex and object oriented than the hierarchical structure used by DOS, Banyan, etc.
Dork Person who thinks they know a lot about computers but really doesn't.
DOS Box Old computer without enough memory, or disk space, or other capabilities to run any other operating system other than DOS. Very weak, or old computer.
DOS Prompt When you exit Windows the place where you type on the screen " C:\> "
Dot prompt Command line for dBase applications.
Double Click To push the mouse button twice in rapid succession
Downlink Process of establishing communications FROM a satelite TO a computer.
Download To transfer files (from a distant computer or server to the one you're using)
Drag (Drag & Drop) To move something in Windows by 'clicking' on something, holding the button down, and 'Drag' (or move) it to somewhere else
Dribbleware Programs released for sale before they're ready, (debugged), then as product improves - 'fixes' or 'patches' are made available on the internet a little bit at a time - and the patches and add-ons are referred to dribbleware.
Drill down Organization method of menus for getting to settings and configurations. Meaning you open one box - click on a button to open a 2nd box, click on another button to open the third box where you can change a setting (font size, screen color, etc.) 
Drivers Files that contain instruction on how to communicate with other hardware/software.
Drop Connection place for computer to plug into a network.
Dual Boot Computer that can run more than one operating system (ie. DOS & OS/2). Computer has the 'Hard drive' separated into more than 1 'bootable' partition, once the desired partition is chosen, the computer starts with that Operating System.
Dumb Little Library Slang for special files with extension .dll that hold information (database, ions, sounds, pictures, etc.) Other programs access to retrieve the information.
Dump (Disk) 1. to move contents of a disk to another disk.
Dump (Memory) 2. Memory= to move contents of memory to another program or file. Often done with diagnostic and monitoring programs when a program crashes. (Crashguard, Dr.Watson, Safelock, etc.) 
DUN (done) Dial Up Networking: a communication package included with Windows 9x systems that assists users in connecting their computer to the internet. More robust than the HyperTerminal program.
Duplex "Both" - In communication terminology means 'talks both ways' in printing, means printing on both sides of a page, etc.

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egosurf To 'post' or search for ones own messages, or name on the internet.
Emulator Program the "pretends" or "acts as" another program, operating system, connection, or platform. An emulator can pretend to run Windows from a Linux platform, or a Mainframe from a Windows platform.
e-Mail Electronic Mail: (written memo's that get transferred from one person to another through computers and networks or the internet.
End User Person who will ultimately use a program (or hardware) to organize data. The end user of a word processor is the person who actually types up a letter, and prints it.
Ethernet Type of networking that uses a 'bus' style network structure, and error checking.
Explorer Refers to 95 version of file manager; AND Microsoft's Internet browser.
Expanded Memory Special use of software and 'add-on' boards to use memory over 640 Kb. Used in earlier years, and older programs.
Extended Memory Memory above the 1st Meg or RAM - addressed by memory managers (himem.sys). Allows programs to make use of memory beyond the 640 range.
External Command Program or function that is not an internal part of an OS, but a command that runs by its self. (ex. tree is actually a program 'tree.exe' that runs in DOS but not as part of DOS's command.com kernal)
e-zine Web site dedicated to providing news and information (like magaZINEs).

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FAT File Allocation Table: special information stored on a PC's hard drive that tells it where the files are stored, and what their names are. (FAT32 is the new design for the Windows 98 file system.)
Fatal Error Error that has so confused your processor that it needs to be restarted.
Fdisk Special program used to set up 'partitions' on a hard drive.
Fiber (Optic) Type of 'wire' made of glass; - transfers data more quickly than copper
File Extension Files are stored in a computer with names. The names have a first part, and often a period followed by a second part (up to 3 letters). The part after the period is called the file extension.
Filter set of instructions that 'filter' out and display only the information being looked for from large amount of data. Often used with database, and DOS programmers.
Firmware Software instruction imbedded into 'chips' or hardware. (can only be changed or programmed with special equipment.)
Finger UNIX command that checks users or groups on internet. Also refers to programs that 'go out' to remote sites, servers, equipment and checks the status of an item and reports back the findings.
Flame To put someone down, insult, on the internet (usually by newsgroup postings, email responses, and chat room posts.) Happens often when one posts a question or comment in a newsgroup deemed inappropriate. (posting 'long live dos' in a Linux newsgroup)
Flammin Really hot, up to date, or fast.  That new vid card is really flammin.
Flow Chart Schematic diagram of how a program will work.
Foo / Bar 1st and 2nd variable in computer code (hacker talk from the FUBAR acronym)
Font A style of text used in computers or typefaces. (Ariel, Times New Roman, etc.)
Format To prepare a disk for use. This involves using software to make the hardware write electro-magnetic signatures on a disk, and establish an area to keep the directory and file structures, called the FAT.
Frames Newer technology that allow Internet web sites to divide a web page in different parts and functions. (ie. 2 separate windows to scroll through)
Frames Individual packets of information transmitted over a network or internet.
Fred / Barney 1st and 2nd variable in computer code (hacker talk)
Freeware Software you can download from the internet that is free (see shareware)
Front End Interface users see to work with data. (may look like a little form to put info in)
Fry To ruin by overworking (ex. Fried the CPU with a division by 0 problem) -OR- by connecting up hardware incorrectly (fried the CD by using the wrong controller)
ftp File Transfer Protocol: Set of standards for transferring information (in the form of files) from one computer to another; Verb: to download files from internet.

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Gamer Person who plays computer games (often with others over network / internet)
Gateway Networking hardware used to connect several networks, mainframes, servers, etc. Has memory and software, and can process protocols and conversions.
Gates Clone (or Little Gates) Person who believes that Microsoft is always right, only uses MS Products. (Usually young, intelligent, and very computer literate)
Geek Someone really into computers and/or technology.
Gifs Artwork found on the internet. can be "animated"
Gopher Type of search and retrieval tool (or server format) on the internet to find/store information. Can use Archie, Veronica and Jughead tools.
Gooey (GUI) Graphical User Interface as opposed to the command line users see in DOS. Type of interaction where a mouse is used to point and click on 'buttons' or menu items to execute instructions to computer.
Hack In the computer industry it is a positive term for people who can get into settings, and configurations to fix or access files and/or programs. Lay terms consider it to be a person who breaks into others computers.
Hacked To have someone break into your computer, usually over the Internet.  Not a good thing.
Hacking Code "Dis-assemble" a computer program in order to disable parts of it (usually using assembly language), or writing new code to enhance a program
Handshake When 2 computers (or pieces of computer equipment) agree on how to communicate
Hard Code The actual text compiled to create a program. Many Languages are now visual so that items can be copied, dragged, pasted into a program. Hard code is the typed commands. (ex. x=0 do while x<>5 printf Hi /n x=x+1
Hard Coded Chips or memory that contain software type instructions, programmed into them when they are created, often referred to as ROM
Hard Wired. Refers to chips, ports, or devices connected to motherboard (or computer) as it is being built as opposed to cards that can be 'plugged in' and out after production.
Heads Part of computer's drive that scans and reads files from disk.
Hex A numbering system used in computers where there are 16 possible places (base 16 format uses letters to assign values) binary=(base 2), and people use base 10.
High and tight Well written computer code / program (not much waste)
High End The upper end product a company offers (either hardware or software) usually geared toward business use due to complexity, features, and price
High Memory Memory between 1st 640 Kb (conventional), and 1 Mb of RAM memory. This is usually reserved for video drivers and programs.
Hit To attach to a remote computer or web site
Hits Number of items that got pulled up from a web server.  If a page has 4 graphics, 1 java program, a style sheet associated with it, and a sound file - then ONE person looking at that ONE page will record 8 HITS.  Not an accurate way to document how much a site gets seen.
Hog (Pig) A computer program that uses A LOT of memory
hop From 1 computer to the next (from your PC to your ISP is 1, from there to the next is a 2nd hop, and maybe to the W3 site you're looking for the 3rd.)
Hose To destroy or crash a system, program, or hard drive
Host The computer that is sharing its resources. (can also refer to individual PC on the internet or a network)
Hot Linking This is when a website displays a graphic, but instead of having it on their own servers with the site, it is pulled from someone elses server.  A very unethical and unpopular practice.
Hot swap To replace a piece of computer equipment without turning it off
Hub Junction place for servers, and/or computer to the server.
HUD Heads Up Display - Computer simulation overlay on graphic display
Hypertext A type of text that allows users to 'attach' files, or links to other web sites to it.

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Ickey Pick Multi strand fiber cable (named for stickey jell inside casing)
Icon Little picture on a computer screen or window linked to a program or command.
Infosurf To look for information and news on the internet
Image To copy a disk by byte and sector, rather than just the files.
In the wild Virus terminology. Means that the virus has been distributed to the public, rather than only viruses that have been written as instructional tools, or testing situations.
Inkjet Printer type where ink is sprayed on to the paper through tiny holes or jets.
Initialize To start up, when referring to disks it means to format them so they can be used.
Inney Files Slang for files with extension *.ini, they are files that contain settings and configs.
Interlaced Refers to how a monitor displays information. Interlaced means the projection is shown in rows of pixels (dots of light), each row is redrawn separately. This makes for lower quality than non-interlaced which refreshes each pixel independently.
Internal Command A command/function, that is part of the running OS, program, shell, or kernal(ex. dir is internal to DOS's command.com shell)
Interrupt Setting the computer looks for that manages "who" the processor talks to. ex. If you press the escape key, printing stops. The keyboard 'interupt'ed the print processing.
Interface Just means basically 2 devices communicating with each other (and how they do). Can refer to type of system being used to interact with the computer (keyboard, mouse, scanner, etc.)
I/O Input Output (Type a letter = input, print the letter = output), but can also refer to more complex instructions that the computer uses internally to process information and where in memory the process is to occur. (I/O address = A020)
Java Programming language common on the internet (works with multiple OS platforms)
Jazz (drive) Special type of drive and disk that can be hooked to a computer. Holds either 1 Gb or 2 Gb on data and programs. (Similar to the Zip drives)
J peg Type of graphic file format.
Jump On the internet, this is a link to a different 'page' or another web site.
Jump In visual languages, A button, or link to a different program, or function.
Kernel The main instruction set of the computers operating system (loaded into memory)

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Lan Wan Type of networks (Local and Wide area)
Lamer Someone who steals stuff from others because they are too lazy or don't know how to do it themselves.  A person who doesn't know much.  A put down
Laptop Small computer that is portable and will run on batteries.
Larva or Larval State Person who is not very computer literate (derogatory slang used by crackers, hackers, and programmers, to refer to a non-technician)
Launch To start a program
Lazer Jet Type of printer where dry "ink dust" is sprayed on paper then 'baked' on with heat
Link 1. To share information from 1 program to another, such a database report to a Word doc. Differs from embedding in that if original is changed, then information is updated in 2nd program.
Link 2. Also refers to the actual files a computer reads when starting a program from the start button in Windows 95
Link 3. An area in a WWW web page that clicking on will take you to another web site.
Link 4. To connect 2 computer together in order to share information and resources.
Link Exchange When website "A" agrees to post a link to website "B".  In return site "B" posts a link back to website "A".  This is called a link exchange, and aids both sites by increasing their site popularity, thus improving their rankings in the serps (Search Engine Results Page).
Link Popularity A webmaster term refering to the number of 'other' websites link to the webmasters site.  The more places that link to a site, make it more popular, and rank better in the search engines.
Linux Computer operating system (generic clone of the UNIX). The code and OS are free although distributors can package install routines, add-ons and programs. Developed by Linus Trevoldi. Popular with technical types.
Login / Logout Process of gaining access to networks, ISP's, internet sites. Consists of typing in a user name, and a password - then you are given access to various files, programs, etc. depending upon your level of access permissions.
Loop Section of code that repeats over and over (often checking for a particular condition), Often heard when a program starts a set of instructions that it can not exit from, causing a computer to lock up.
Lost clusters Areas of a hard drive which once contained files, and even thought the files have been moved or deleted - the information was not reported to the computers file system that this area of the disk is now free to put new files here.
Lurk To log into news groups, or Chat Rooms and only watch what others are saying (writing) without commenting yourself. (A good idea for beginners)

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Mac Networking term that refers to how equipment communicates. Acronym for: Media Access Control
Macs Type of computer made by the Apple Corporation. Different setup, operating system, etc. and not compatable with IBM clones (PC) or their files and programs
Maggotbox derogatory term for a Macintosh computer
Mail Bomb Method of sending so much email information (either by the size of the message or the number of messages) that it cause a computer to lock up or freeze when a person accesses their email. Popular way of crashing internet sites by crackers.
Man pages MANual pages are electronic replications of documents from UNIX / Linux technical manuals, and documentation.
Map (Map a drive) Assigning a drive letter to another computer, drive, or directory on a network.
Martian Slang for packets delivered to wrong address - or have invalid addresses
Master Usually refers to the primary disk/drive that a computer boots from. (see: Slave)
Max it out To put everything that will fit onto a computer, upgrade everything, fill in all RAM banks, assign all IRQ's to devices, fill all IDE/PCI slots, use all the ports, etc.
Media Type of disk, or tape that information is stored on (ie. CD, Tape, Floppie, Floppy)
Memory Manager(s) Software programs that address memory over conventional 640 Kb.
Memphis Code name for the Windows 98 program code
Mess DOS take off of MS DOS (many don't like the limited single task ability)
Messy Ducks Program that loads the files to talk to your computers CD ROM (mscdex.exe)
Microprocessor A processor (created with silicon and transistor material) that is very small, and capable of directing, calculating, and processing large amounts of information.
Mime Convention for categorizing various email types (so Macintosh mail can be read by Lotus Notes, who can forward it to a POP3 mail client, etc.)
Mirror (Sites) A server that contains duplicate database structure of another site, can be used when original site contains a lot of traffic - or goes down.
Mirror (disks) Technology that duplicates one disk on to another (RAID), or an image of the disk as a file (various software packages)
Mod Moderator or Moderate.
1. A moderator is a person who runs a message board on a forum.
2. To moderate (change) hardware or a piece of equipment to make it work faster and better.
Modem Equipment for a computer that lets it talk to other commuters over telephone lines.
mod

1. A term used in php, cgi, and perl language webpage development, means to modify an existing script to your particular needs.
2. In general to "Modify" a computer from its original configuration.

Moderator Person who monitors chat rooms or message board (sites) to ensure that it is not used improperly (adults using harsh language on teen or children's chat areas).  They have more access rights to the server, and can ban or remove users.
Mother Board The "Main" board inside a computer case that connects all the other components.
Mouse The little hand size device with button(s) used to control computer functions
Mozilla Code name for the Netscape / Communicator program code.
MPEG Technology for viewing video (both hardware, and software)
Mud Multi User Domain (or Dungeon) server space used by multiple users to play games against one another over the internet.
Multi-Tasking Being able to do 2 things at one time: printing a letter with your word processor, while you are adding names to your database program, or playing a computer game

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Native Format The default format an application creates a file in when file is saved.
Netscape Company that makes popular internet browser
Networked Group of computers hooked together that can share information and programs
Net, "The" The Internet
Netiquette Proper behavior on a network or internet (not using foul language, etc.)
Newbie Someone who is just learning the internet or computer (a new user)
Newscasters Special internet browsers that are optimized for downloading and viewing information from news, sports, current event sites; where information is updated often. (ex. Pointcast, Netscape newscast, MS Channel browser.)
Newsgroup A 'public bulletin board' where people can 'post' questions, answers, and comments. Looks and works a lot like email, but can be read by everyone.
Node Connection address on a network (can be computer, printer, etc.)
Notebook Small 'laptop' computer, named for its size.
Nuke To delete complete directories or drives without trying to save individual files.
Octal (octet) Numbering system that uses 8 places/digits for addressing - used in IP addressing
Octopus Person who has a general understanding of many computer technologies, (ie. hardware, programming, configurations, etc.), but not an expert in any 1 area.
Off the Hook Means really good or really hot.  ex: this new video game is really "off the hook" man.
Ole' Slang for acronym OLE: Object Linking and Embedding - sharing information between programs, (ex. putting a spread sheet in a document)
Operating System Special software that translates human input (keyboard, mouse, etc.) into the 1's and 0's that a computer understands, and allows users to create and save information.
Optimize To remove or clean files, and adjust settings (configurations) so that PC runs as fast and error free as hardware will permit.
Orphans Left over files no longer needed by any programs installed. Usually refers to dll files left after program is deleted.
Overclock .. or "over-clocking".  means to run the computers cpu or processor faster than it was intended.  By using the bios / cmos a person can 'force' the computer to run at faster cycle times than it was intended.  Caution: This will cause excess heat to build up in the processor, and can destroy the entire cpu (central processing unit).  Users who do this often use fans or water cooled systems to off-set this.  NOT a recomended proceedure.  If you are doing this, then you're wasting your time on this little page of the web.

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Pack 'a Bells Derogatory term for Packard Bell computers that were known to have a lot of buttons and programs, but quality of computer was poor.
Packet A "chunk" or bit of information tied together to be sent or received over a network or internet. Often these packets are then "re-assembled" once they arrive at their destination, to re-form the original file.
Page Ranking (pr) A method of rating web-sites and pages that the Google Search Engine uses.  The higher a page or site 'ranks', the better it will show up when a person searches for a particular page or term.  ex: If site "A" has a pr of "2" - and site "B" has a pr of "7" - and both sites have similar content, then site "B" may show up on the first page for a particular search term or phrase, while site "A" may not show up until page 5.  Google ranks pages on a scale of 0 - 10.  The "pr" can be located on the Google Toolbar.
Page Views Term used when discussing the number of visitors a web site has.  A page view is the number of actual pages that were viewed by a surfer.  Often, web designers will try to inflate the importance of a site by using the term "Hits", this refers to number of files used.

Unique visitors and actual page views are the numbers that actually mean anything to a true web design professional.

Pans Pretty Awesome New Stuff (teleconferencing, infer-red, voice recognition, etc.)
Parity A redundant way of checking information validity (usually odd, or even), by setting aside a 'bit' to 1 or 0 to validate the preceding 7 bits of information thus creating a byte. Often used in communication, and older memory checking.
Paperweight A computer that doesn't get used. (some one bought one only for the prestige)
Parallel Port Typically used for printers: this type of communication transfers all 8 'bits' that it takes to make a 'byte', or character at one time
Partition A portion of a hard drive. Active partition meaning drive C:, and extended more precisely the logical partitions contained in the extended) partitions can be different drive letters on the same disk.
Paste To copy something in Windows from 1 application to another.
Patch Code written after a program is released, usually fixes minor flaws, and bugs or adds extended functionality or program enhancements.  You install a patch to 'update' a program or operating system in order to fix a flaw, or possible vulnerability.
Patch cord (Patch cable) Wire that connects computer to drop (or wall outlet); wire that connects 2 devices.
Path The folders or directories your computer will look in when you want to execute a command. (often defined in the Autoexec.bat)
PC Generic term for Personal Computer, usually refers to the IBM clones, where computers made by Apple (Macintosh) are called Macs.
Peer to Peer Type of network where computers share files and resources without a server.
Peripheral Piece of equipment attached to a computer
Pentium Type of computer processor. Original Pentiums ranged from 60 - 166 in speed, then the MMX Pentiums ranged from 166 - 266, and now the Pentium II's range from 200 - ?? (in spring of 98 it was 333)
Phrack (er) Breaking into secure systems that are not public domain.
Piggy-Back To connect one 'add-on' device to another in a manner that they share processing time and interrupts.
Pilot Popular hand-held computer made by USR / 3 Com
Ping To request information from another computer (address, etc.) using special software to send out a message that gets echoed back with information. Packed INternet Gopher - the response is called a Pong
Pinhead Computer Nerd
Pipes Special control characters that limit how a command will act. A command or program calls a file - sends it through the pipe - and the limits or instructions dictate the out put. ("type me.doc | more" displays contents of me.doc 1 screen at a time)
PK Zip Special software: can compress large files into a small file with special algorithms
Platform Type of operating system a computer is using. DOS platform, vs. UNIX platform.
Playpen Computer R&D department where new technology is developed or programs written. Common slang with game development companies.
Plug and Play (PnP) Refers to late 90's technology were software and hardware talk to one another so if a user adds a device, it sets its self up automatically when installed.
Point (Point and Click) Using a mouse to move the arrow (or cursor) to desired place on compuer screen.
poof To leave a chat room, to get booted, or lose your connection to the Internet.
POP Post Office Protocol - one way a home PC gets the email from the ISP.
Pop Server Type of network server that provides e-mail, more robust than SNMP
Pop Up An extra window that opens over top of your web-page you are trying to view.  Usually trying to sell you something, or re-direct you to another site.
Pop Under Same as pop up, only it pops up UNDER the window you are looking at.
Pop the (board, HD, RAM) To take the computer apart and remove an item
pops see props
Port Connection place on a computer (or other hardware) that information can be sent 'in and out of' to other equipment or devices.
Portable Program that is capable of being run in multiple environments (UNIX, Windows, DOS)
Ported Program that is converted from one platform to another (ex: Windows to Linux)
Post To 'send' a message, question or answer to a BBS or newsgroup
Post Can also be an acronym for 'Power On Self Test' that computers run through.
Pots Telephone: (Plain Old Telephone System) Slang about failures of new technology to be dependable (pagers, Teleconferencing, e-mail, cell phones, etc.) (see Pans)
Power User Person who gets a lot out of a computer, configure manually, run multiple apps, etc.
pr See "Page Ranking"
Primary Partition The part of the Hard Disk that is used to start the computer. (Can be more than 1 - but only one primary boot partition can be active at a given time)
Processor Part of the computer: brain (chip, or transistors in early days) that directs and processes information, often called the CPU in IBM clone computers.
Profile The access, passwords, settings, etc. networks establish for users when they login
proggie Slang for Program
props Not limited to the computer field, it is a term of showing appreciation, or complimenting someone.  "He really deserves his props for that program"
Protocol Agreed upon standards (or configurations) that allow computers to communicate.
Provider The company you use to 'get on to' the internet as it 'provides' internet access.
Pueudo Code Code written in layman's terms (programmers tool for organization)
Public Domain Available to anyone who wants it (Usually refers to software, files, or computers that do not require passwords or fees.)
Puck Special mouse with multiple programmable buttons, often used with CAD programs.
Pull a Z (or few Z's) To catch a catnap during a very long session of using the computer. Either writing a program, working on the internet, or debugging.)
Punch (Punch it up) 1. Pull up information on a monitor ie. network or internet site. 2 Upgrade a computer

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Q or Que Refers to where information waits until it can be processed. Keyboard, (input) and printers (output), can both use memory as ques to hold information until it is processed.

(Can also be a reference to a Star Trek character)

Rad Short for radical, usually meaning cutting edge technology, top of the line or new.
Raid Usually refers to Network servers, where 2nd and 3rd disks and technology are used to back up drives that contain data. If one drive fails, RAID can recreate what was on the disk that went bad.
Ram Part of the computer that remembers (while the computer is running), however, it must be saved to a disk before the computer is turned off or it gone. Also where programs are loaded when you start particular program.
Raster Bitmapped' image comprised of many dots (TV's, Monitors, Graphic files, etc.)
Register This is sort of an address book for memory (if you see fatal errors at: AX 01 BX 00 etc. this is usually either a register dump of the address the error occured, or where the program wanted to write to)
Registry Database of programs and settings used by Windows (versions 95 and higher store even more information here) - current settings like screen color, icons, type of hardware used, etc. (versions 3.x used ini files for alot of this info)
Reciprocal Link When to websites agree to post links to each other somewhere on their respective sites.  They are said to be exchanging "reciprocal links".  i.e. a "Link Exchange"
Recycle Bin Special program (with Windows 95, NT 4, or higher) that remembers files that have been deleted, so they can be recovered later.
Redundancy Practice of making backups, installing 2nd line of communication, adding disk mirrors, or replicating information to 2nd machine, incase 1 system fails - nothing is lost or down.
Refresh rate Refers to how often (or fast) a monitor redraws the image on the screen.
Rendering Creation of a 3-D image by creating a skeleton (called wire frame), then covering it with color and texture.
ROI Return On Investment.  More related to business than computers, but comes up often when a company wants to know the "ROI" on creating or maintaining web sites.
Router Network hardware: creates connection between 2 of the same types of networks (Banyan / Token Ring, or Netware / Ethernet, etc.). Used to "route" or direct information from 1 area (network) to another.
Run-Time Special program translator bundled with software that allows translator to "Run" the program code, but does not support any further enhancement, or changes to it. Used with translators rather than compilers.
Run-Time Can also be libraries, threads, calls, functions that programs use during operation.

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Sandbox Computer R&D department where new technology is developed and tested.
Scaleable Capable of being upgraded to next technology, or version without replacing a lot of hardware, or rewriting code.
Scan Search a computer for viruses using software programs.
Scan / Scanner Piece of computer equipment that can view a picture (scan) and turn it into a file.
Scandisk Program that checks your disks for errors and fixes them.
Schoolie Person who studied computer in classroom, but has no experience or ability
Scooter

1. A search engine robot that searches the Internet and catalogs web pages. (webcrawler)

2.  A "scooter" when refering to a person is someone who parties too much, and forgets what they did the night before.

Screamer A computer with all the latest technology, very fast
Screen saver Special program that runs graphical images on your monitor when the keyboard or mouse have not been used for a certain amount of time. Help avoid an image being burned in to the monitor causing a ghost like background.
Script Multiple commands embedded in 1 program or file. Windows equivalent to batch files. Often used to facilitate multiple installations of the same type.
Script Kiddies People who find other peoples viruses and send them or embed them in their web pages.  Usually a person who doesn't know how to do it them selves.
Scroll To move around in Windows by using the mouse, and window bars and buttons.
Scuzzy slang for the acronym SCSI - type of drive, or add on interface.
SE - or - se Search Engine
Seat A single computer 'workstation' on a network, often used to discuss how network software is licensed.
Secure server A server that supports encryption technology: depending your browser, version, and access type, the information you send is then encrypted into 'jibberish' while being transferred - then translated back to readable format once it reaches its destination.
Semaphore An "inter-process communication" signal that informs threads when to (and not to) access system resources and files.
Sequel "SQL" or Structured Query Language, method of 'questioning' relational database. SQL is an agreed upon standard very popular with Mainframe databases, and Client / Server applications
Serial Port Computer connection that transfers information 1 'bit' at a time (see parallel port), such as a modem or mouse.
serp Actually this is an acronym found on the web.  It is short for Search Engine Results Page.
Session A time on the internet. Goes back to the days when mainframes needed to create 'sessions' for each user to share resources and processor time
Shadow A hidden log in account (or back-door) on a UNIX system.
Shareware Programs you can download from the internet that request you send money if you use more than a particular time. Often smaller, limited use programs.
Shell Software used for communication between the user and the Operating System: DOS / Dosshell, Windows / Program Manager, System 7 / Finder, etc.
Shop Refers to the physical local network - an NT shop is a network running NT
Shortcut New name for the Icons in Windows 95
Shrinkware Software purchased over the shelf through the store.
Shunt The little 'Jumper' used to connect 2 pins on a computer board or device.
Sis iny (system.ini) Slang for the system.ini file - used by windows to define computer settings.
Siss-Op (from sysop) Slang for System Operator, usually manager of network, bbs, internet site, etc.
Site A particular computer address you 'look' at when you browse the web
Slam To beat a computer game
Slasher